Familiar Face
Joe was at a local festival last summer, eating the greasy food (he may have even had fried dough), walking around to all the booths, etc. Out of the corner of his eye, he spotted an old friend he...
View ArticleJoe Runs Away
When Joe was 13, he got mad at his mother and ran away from home … well, to the woods right behind his house. So he “ran” for about 10 seconds. Actually, he probably didn’t even run; he merely walked...
View ArticleQuaker Steak and Tube
For those of you who do not know the wonders of the famous Quaker Steak and Lube restaurant, founded in Western Pennsylvania, just know that their specialty is deep-fried wings, for which they have won...
View ArticlePipe Cleaner Shoe Straps
Usually I don’t think Joe’s wife’s ideas are as bad as Joe’s, but now I’m not so fucking sure. This morning she shared with me a new fashion statement she’s been working on. “Summer shoes are so...
View ArticleScratch N’ Sniff Mouse Pad
Texts between Joe and I: Joe: I’m so unmotivated today. Me: It’s Friday, what do you expect? Joe: But I have lots of work I need to do. Me: Then do it. 10 minutes later … Joe: Scratch and...
View ArticleTreadmill Bike
Joe came into work very sad today. I thought it was just a case of the Monday’s, but it was much more than that. “Well, I blew it!” He explained. “I had my chance, and I missed a great opportunity. Big...
View ArticleA Vacation with Joe
These past few days I’ve been on vacation with friends. Somehow Joe weaseled his way into the trip. I mean, what’s a relaxing get-a-way without fucking Joe and his spastic antics, right? Spare me....
View ArticleYour-fly-is-down Alert System
A bunch of college friends, including Joe and I, were invited to stay at a friends’ beach house this past week. Since Joe and I live close to one another, we decided to make the 7+ hour ride together....
View ArticlePlaying-cards Table Glue
While on vacation with friends, including Joe (can’t believe I just called him a fucking friend), we became obsessed with the card game Dominion. If you haven’t heard of or played this game yet, I am...
View ArticleBedazzled Orthopedic Shoes
This one came out of the blue one afternoon when Joe and I were walking around town on vacation. We saw this well-put-together woman in her 70s dressed in leopard pants and a sparkly black top. “She...
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